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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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