At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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