so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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