I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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