She announced her abortion via fbk
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dear god my vagina.
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