You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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