You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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