i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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