'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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