the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks