your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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