Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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