I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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