it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Randomize
