she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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