all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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