Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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