sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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