you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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