This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now