Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word