dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This baby is an asshole
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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