I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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