WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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