i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There r osticjed everywhere
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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