So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
my liver is dry heaving
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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