mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.