I wish I only lived at night.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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