Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Randomize
