if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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