we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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