Your tits are I can't wait for
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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