it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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