He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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