There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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