so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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