Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have fence marks all over my body
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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