He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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