i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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