found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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