I'm drive I can fine osifer
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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