you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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