It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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