is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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