me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Everything about him screamed your future.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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