saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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