I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now