I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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