Yo dont text me then not text me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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