ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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