My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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