He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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