4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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