he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Randomize
