never play flip cup with pint glasses
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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