i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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