I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
home. puking in laundry basket.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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