It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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