did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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