This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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